Month: July 2016 (page 3 of 4)

A home day

IMG_72306:25 p.m. I’m sitting in the Royal Oak, Pateley Bridge and I’ve just devoured what was probably my favorite meal of the trip so far – black pudding and bacon salad in sweet chilli, washed down by a pint of London bitter. I’m still trying to decide if I want rice pudding with jam and shortbread for dessert. Rice pudding with shortbread??? After my first day ‘in’ (well, I did walk down to the Post Office for a warm cornish pastie and vanilla slice for lunch) I’ve come for 2 hours to Pateley Bridge where Judith has a committee meeting from 6-8. I started the day by beating myself up for not zooming around Harrogate for the day but i reasoned with myself like this: I’ve been on the road for 33 days ( a lifetime record, I believe) and I’ve been out doing stuff most of the day for each of those 33 days. Tomorrow I leave on a 5 day trip which is billed by the Brightwater Travel as ‘to the ends of the earth,’ and ‘not for the faint-hearted.’ If I was at home and just about to leave on any 5 day trip I would be psyching myself up, planning and  packing so that’s what I decided to do. I even got out my embroidery for the first time on the trip.

I wandered along the River Nidd exploring the quaint town which I’d visited with Judith last year to see a band play in the park’s bandstand in the pouring rain. I asked a local who was walking his dog where was the best pub in town to eat regular pub grub with locals and he directed me to The Royal Oak. So that’s where I am. even this early on a Monday nigh i got the only unreserved table. Apart from the fact that there as many dogs as people, not to mention several babies in high chairs it’s quite lovely. Even the guys propping up the bar moved over as I tried to see which bitters were on tap.

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Above my table the TV is showing a relaxed Andy Murray after his Wimbledon win yesterday, and then, of course, Emmerdale. I just can’t seem to get away from it. I spent the time waiting for my food by reading the Birstwith Horticultural Show programme. The ctegories are absolutely hilarious: ‘A stem of rhubarb-longest one wins.’ ‘Welly wanging.’ ‘Prettiest bitch’ – and right next to it ‘Best tricks.’ ‘A pot plant: flowering or foliage.’Reminiscences of my mum’s winning entries for ‘3 duck eggs, any color’ and ‘Victoria sponge’ come flooding back. I still have her prize winning certificates.

Of sports and skies

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We began the day by hacking a path through the overgrown path. Well, Judith did the hacking.  It wasn’t quite the Wasatch Mountains of Eastern Nevada, but Judith went armed IMG_7110with a big stick and gardening shears to clear a way through the shoulder  high brambles and nettles. We walked along the River Nidd, over stiles, past bunnies, through a field full of very inquisitive cattle and past beautiful farmhouses. Over the ancient packhorse bridge where the monks of Fountains Abbey would have walked we spotted a farmer bailing hay.

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Nidderdale

After lunch, a great cheese and tomato toastie, we sat back and watched the Wimbledon men’s finals. Judith even brought out strawberries and cream halfway through the match.  She was down at Wimbledon earlier in the week with her god-daughter but unfortunately rain stopped much of the play during their visit. Andy Murray was the winner, in 3 sets.

IMG_7139It had been a mixed bag of weather  in Birstwith during the game – very heavy rain one minute and bright sunshine the next, so I suggested we take a Sunday afternoon drive to watch the clouds. We were out for an hour and saw lots of very big puddles on the hill roads – and a rainbow. The landscape reminded me of the Cotswolds – very pretty, but maybe not much going on. I got some lovely sky photos though.

After tea I watched the UEFA cup final which went to extra time, Portugal beating France 1-0. Ronaldo was injured in the first 15 minutes and had to leave the game, heart broken. It was a devastating defeat though, for the home team.

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From Presto Vivace to Adagio Tranquillo

I took my leave of Hebden Bridge and said my bye byes to Chris. I waved bye bye to my favorite goose as  I took one last stroll along the tow path – in the rain, of course –  and IMG_7091then took a taxi to the station. Just handling my 2 roller bags on the cobbles was a major problem, but I was soon on the train to Leeds and then on to Harrogate where Judith met me at the station just like last year. This time we drove straight to the village of Birstwith, about 8 miles from town, through pretty rolling countryside, scattered with sheep and cattle. We chatted about all the festivals that I’d been to over the last month. There are lots of festivals in this area too, but these are up-market ones like the Harrogate International Music Festival, and the Great Yorkshire Show (whose fairground I past on the train) and all the events are big ticket items. There’s not the impromptu pop-up musical extravaganza in the square or the free events of the Heptonstall festival. This area looks and feels much more genteel. Gently rolling hills replace the dramatic ravines of Calderdale. There’s no sign of industry, past or present in the deep valleys and the farms have a manicured, very affluent aspect. It’s much more sparsely populated and so there are far fewer smaller, local events.

We had tea, in the English sense of salad and then took a wander around the village. The river Nidd flows through and a railway line, now abandoned accounts for the otherwise strange name of the local hostelry at the end of Judith’s street. Beside the Nidd open land dotted with stately trees looks like the country park of a wealthy landowner and above the village lies the imposed multi turreted Swarthcliffe, where Charlotte Brontë spent a very unhappy time as a governess to two small children. She would have walked along the Nidd precisely where we were. I suggested a drink at The Station. The rest of the clientele were dressed for an evening of dining and cocktails and I wondered where their customers are drawn from. The small room we chose to sit in for a pleasant hour was lined with books and customers were encouraged to bring in one, and take one, thereby the pub is fulfilling the role it had hundreds of years ago.

I chatted to Anna (at a wedding in LA) and Rachel (at the mall in SF). Sarah and Danny are  camping in Mendicino this weekend (where the sun is shining!) and booked my train ticket to Edinburgh with Judith’s help. The online booking wouldn’t accept my Visa credit card because I don’t have a ‘postcode.’ Argh!

Reflections on a month in Hebden Bridge

  1. For the past month I’ve traveled everywhere by train or bus
  2. I’d forgotten what it feels like to put on a pair of newly washed jeans, stiff with spending thee days drying on a radiator
  3. I haven’t seen an Asda
  4. Weather forecast in a nutshell –  It’ll probably rain
  5. Walks marked as flat should be marked major steep gradients. Hands and knees will be required
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Highs and lows

1:30. I’ve just finished my cheese and tomato toastie and am tucking into a rice krispie treat and my second cup of Yorkshire tea at the Seventy Two cafe in Todmorden having just completed a three hour guided hike with super guide from Calderdale council  Moy and fellow hiker Tony. This time we hiked up the other side of the valley to Whirlaw Stones. We could see the packhorse trail that we’d taken exactly three weeks ago. The weather forecast today for Halifax was for no rain, but even as I peeked through the window at 8:30 this morning the cobbles on the towpath were distinctly wet and the clouds, many of them big and black, were moving at a fast pace.

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Sheltering from the storm on Whirlaw Stones

I set off at 9 a.m. and two bus rides later I was at the Todmorden sports center where we all met and then it was up, up, up, 1000ft. We only passed one isolated farm just below the summit which appeared to be  a long way from any paved road. Tony was somewhat of an expert on the prehistory of the hilltops and though Moy hadn’t planned to climb the final pinnacle of Whirlaw Stones Tony was keen to do so. As we reached the top the rain came down in earnest, blown to a 45 degree angle by  a howling gale and we headed cross country to shelter for a few minutes under the stoney outcrop. It’s possible that this was once part of a stone quarry. When buildings began to be constructed of stone rather than the less durable wood the stone was quarried locally. Whirlaw Stones is very similar to Bridestones and Moy told is the story of the marriages that took place there.

“Holy of holies – a hill-top chapel

Actually a crown of outcrop rock-

Earth’s heart-stuff laid bare.

Crowding congregation of skies.

Tense congregation of hills.

You do nothing casual here.”

from Bridestones by Ted Hughes

Moy described the impact the windmills are having on the bird population.

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The Causeway

After the downpour we took the old causeway along the hill just below the ridge. Imagine laying these stones! They’ve been smoothed and worn away by the countless wagons that were pulled along by horses over 100s of years. The very steep down section, as always for me, was much harder than the upward climb.

I was sad to take my leave of Moy. It’s surprising how you can make bonds with people with people on hikes when you’re summoning up all your available physical strength through an amazing assortment of weather and difficult underfoot terrain. To cheer

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Bandstand and storm clouds

myself up I headed straight for the 72 cafe, repeating the après hike that I’d done 3 weeks ago with Gary. This time I chatted with the owner who told me about the complete refit that has been necessary after the floods. It only reopened in March. His little 3 year old, Sofie, brought the milk and serviette to my table. They are just about to go on holiday to Brisbane. He told me how much he’d enjoyed a trip to San Diego, but had found  San Francisco to be cold – the weather, that is!

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Arriving back in Tod (without a fliter!)

 

It was only a hop, skip and a jump back to Todmorden market, the scene of last week’s wonderful morning in the deluge. I was looking for an artist’s stall that had caught my attention on my first visit three weeks ago. This time my luck was in and since there no more customers we chatted for more than 20 minutes. He paints all his own pictures which he then has printed on cards. Several David Bowie drawings had popped out at me and when he saw I was interested in one in particular he pulled out a file of Bowie memorabilia. His friend (the printer) had lost almost all his original programs, tickets and photographs in the flood. What was rescued was put on exhibition in the town hall to help raise funds to rebuild his studio. The artist has had the market stall for two and a half years. I asked him about why Todmorden hadn’t honored Keith Emerson after his recent death. I’d gone online at the time to see if there was anything happening, but couldn’t find anything. The artist had been thinking about producing something and our discussion seemed to inspire him – I could see the cogs ticking!

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Bob Pullen, artist

Arriving back in Hebden Bridge  I stopped at the station to buy my ticket for tomorrow’s trip to Harrogate, and then I was back at ‘t th’ mill. I don’t feel like packing and leaving this place. It’s been a very different experience staying in one place for four weeks, rather than moving on every few days, or, on a road trip, moving on every day.  I’ve built up a routine in my little room, know the layout of the town, where the bus stops are and where to shop for groceries. The rest of the trip feels much more of an unknown quantity, but I realize I felt this way as I arrived in Hebden Bridge almost 4 weeks ago. It’s been interesting to find out which people I know in the US have contacted me, either through Facebook messages or emails. I’ve certainly had more conversations with random people along the way that I found interesting and chatted to more people than I have in several years back at home.

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Cragg Vale and Ripponden

Gary arrived at 9:30 – with a plan – yeah. Two places that I’d heard a lot about were Cragg Vale (with some association with Jimmy Saville, and it’s on the opposite hillside above Hebden Bridge from Heptonstall), and Ripponden (which is noted for the flower festival and the views as you get there), and lo an behold Gary had selected a hike which took in both places. We had to leave immediately to catch the bus  up and and up the hillside to

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A pleasant summer hike

Cragg Vale and we got off at Baitings dam which we crossed. it was foggy and drizzling, the sort of rain that wets you through. We were just below  the hilltops here as we arrived at Parrock Nook . Here’s one of the most isolated churches I’ve seen. There are 4 farms visible and the vast majority of gravestones have 4 surnames – presumably the names of the families that have farmed there for several generations. The church closed permanently one year ago.

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Highland cattle with their million dollar view

 

We hiked along footpaths some of which go through farmyards. Some have been turned into sumptuous residences surrounded by beautiful gardens. The Commons had a koi pond just like the one at 3rd Bungalow, geese and two pigs who were sleeping it off.  Others are still working farms.

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Pig sty with satelite dish

We stopped to view the pig sky sporting a satellite dish and then met some rather boggy sections of the path where our boots sank totally into the stagnant water and sphagnum moss. At Arkin Royd farm I stopped to take a photo of the horseshoes outside the barn which promptly had the farmer coming out to see what we

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Arkin Royd farmer proudly shows off his collection of horse shoes and clog irons

were doing. When I told him I was interested in the horse shoes he was happy to show his collection and the clog irons too. He’s been farming there for 30 years and he had 3 tractors, highland cattle, chickens. He talked about how difficult it’s been to bale the hay because of the rain – one of the wettest Junes on record.

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Pylons march across Parroch Nook

Further down the trail we met the postman who delivers by van. He explained his shorts by saying that bare legs dry quicker than trousers. It brought back memories of the postman driving down to 3rd Bungalow (but never in shorts as far as I can remember).

At Rishworth we passed the famous private school that has used a lot of abandoned mill buildings for classrooms. I looked up the fees. Eight thousand pounds per term for the boarders! Passing the sites of several mills along the creek the path was very much like the one through Hardcastle Crags with the stream confined by ancient walls on either side. We arrived in Ripponden where we passed the cafe frequented by ladies who lunch – but we were heading for the fish and chip shop which we ate in the gardens opposite. Then we were off to The Bridge pub for some liquid refreshment. It’s reputedly the oldest pub in Yorkshire  (around 700 years old) constructed like the Rivington barns. A group of high

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Sign in the 700 year old pub in Ripponden

level business men were in the snug doing what pubs were originally for. Feeling rested we headed for the bus but, with now an added spring in our steps, we got off early, in Mytholmroyd and hiked back to Hebden Bridge, not along the canal as I had done, but through the meadows, even ending up in a field of horses. We suddenly came upon  Hebden Bridge station. I hadn’t recognized where I was until the  station building was directly in front of us. Gary hopped on the next train back to Halifax and I wandered back t’th’ mill. It was 5 o’clock and we’d been out for 7 hours – talk about fresh air making you tired . .  . .

8.8 miles

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A lazy day and Lumb

4:20

I’m sitting in the 700 year old Hebden Bridge Mill having tea (Yorkshire tea from Harrogate, of course) and chocolate shortbread. I’ve just hiked from my mill to the tiny village of Colden through the historic Colden Valley, a place full of evidence of man’s impact on the landscape during the industrial revolution, and the use those mills buildings, waterways, cobbled packhorse trails and stone foot tracks are being put to today. I’m now getting used to hikes that claim to be flat and are ‘suitable for any reasonable fit person.’ They are, in fact, never flat and often involve going up and down

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Lumb Mill chimney

hillsides that are so steep that they require steps. At times I found myself high above Colden Beck looking down on an almost vertical hillside where trees and ferns cling to life in places that the sun never ever reaches. I passed the two chimneys of Upper and Lower Lumb mill rising like giant monoliths to some long-forgotten god of the forest. I tried to conjure up the ghosts of the people whose clogs have worn grooves into the steps and stones on which I’m sitting. Above the mill  I passed over the dam which once held in the mill pond but now it only holds reeds. The clapper bridge was unusual in it being 2 stones wide, and lucky for me an iron rail has been added 🙂 I wasn’t too keen on the gap between the stones through which I could see the raging torrent.

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Man’s impact on nature

“Brave dreams and their mortgaged walls are let rot in the rain.

And the nettle venoms into place

Like a cynical old woman in the food-queue.

And the sycamore, cut through at the neck,

Grows five or six head, depraved with life.

Before these chimneys can flower again

They must fall into the only future, into earth.”

(from Lumb Chimneys by Ted Hughes)

As I sit in the Innovation cafe I begin to look at the displays of historical photos and notes on the walls, and  . . . .there is Lumb mill pond in all its shimmering glory, the two mills and chimneys and the carter who moved in there after the mills were closed down. What a coincidence.

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Old photo of Lumb Mills in the Colden valley

 

Coming out of the dense forest lining the valley I now found myself on ‘t tops. I’s looked up the New Delight pub, Colden’s main claim to fame, so I already knew that it was closed from 3-5 pm. I hadn’t copied down the return path directions and I didn’t much fancy the idea of trying to follow my outward direction backwards so I found a bus stop by the campsite, with a timetable, and waited 20 minutes for a zippy bus, being entertained by watching all the parents coming to pick up their children from Colden school. The bus drove along the tops with great views across to Stoodley Pike and then I suddenly recognised where I was. We were coming upon Slack Bottom, that street sign that so caught my attention the day I wandered around Heptonstall in the storm. And I STILL didn’t get a photo of the sign. It’s the first time I’ve been on the bus along the narrow cobbled street of the village but I remember well the roaring sound it made when Rachel and I stayed at The Dairy last year.

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Life in the Colden Valley

Back a’th’ mill Chris had had a successful day standing in the Town Square with her placard denouncing Blair. She was wtaching the news on the Aljazeera Channel: the weather was interesting – sunny in Delhi, raining in Kathmandu.  I settled in to watch some of the men’s quarter finals at Wimbledon and keeping my fingers crossed for Wales in the UEFA semifinals.

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The big news

A date with posterity

3:50 I’m feeling a little stuck for something to do here in the centre of Bradford. I’ve just finished a two hour project making sure my name goes down in history. I sat with 16 others working on a tapestry in Bradford Cathedral! I’d seen the event advertised when I went there for a lunch-time organ recital two weeks ago, and so today I just turned up and IMG_6875was welcomed with open arms. Everyone who contributes their needle-working skills is named in a book that will be kept with the tapestry. There’s no telling how long it will take to finish, but a similar finished work of art currently adorns the altar. It ‘s green but there are a series of 4 for each of the seasons. The man who was sitting next to me has the reputation for being the best needle-worker in the group and he told me that he can do 180 stitches per hour. After watching me get started he said, ‘I can see you’ve done this before.’

Tea (and biscuits, of course) were  served halfway through the workshop and I noticed the organist having tea too. For the second half of the sewing we were accompanied by the organist practicing for an upcoming recital in Brighouse. Before I left I asked the assembled group for suggestions as to what I should do for the next three hours since my return train ticket is only valid after 6 p.m. Someone suggested I wander round a district called Little Germany which has large ornate buildings, reminders of Bradford’s world IMG_6867class wool heritage and its German population. Another suggested going into Waterstones
book shop and cafe because it’s housed in the old Woolshop – and that’s where I’m currently sitting There’s a life-size statue of an American man but someone has put a witch’s hat on him. Ha, ha. I didn’t get to the third suggestion which was to visit a former church which is now the Delius Center for the arts. I was a little confounded two week’s ago when I came across a statue of Delius in the Asian Gallery. I had completely forgotten that this quintessential British composer was, in fact, a son of Bradford from german extraction. Wouldn’t you have though he’d be named as one of the famous people from Bradford along with Titus Salt, the Brontës, David Hockney and  . . . .? I explored Kirkgate market where the manicurists (all male)  were doing a roaring trade. So were the kiosks doing eyebrow threading for girls wearing hijabs. Many women are wearing full-face veils.

5:30 I’m sitting outside Wetherspoons on the City Park plaza.It’s directly opposite the Magistrates’ Court and the guy sitting at the next table has apparently just appeared in court, his girlfriend having accused him of beating her up. ‘She were fuckin’ fit an’ awl.’ He’s also accused of kidnapping her daughter in the back seat of his car. He has to reappear in court tomorrow at 9 a.m. Meanwhile two young women sit at another table drinking beer while their children  cavort on the sculptures and fountains in the park. One toddler in a pram at Wetherspoons  is anxious to join her siblings. I burly guy on a bike  is

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If you have a good imagination this could be the Houses of Parliament.

showing off his wheelies and teaching a young teen how to do it, while overhead on the big screen  (that shows Live from the Met operas for free, and the Olympic Games) I can watch the current men’s doubles at Wimbledon. Four girls, each of a different ethnicity, in smart school uniforms ‘hang out’ on the benches.

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I waited until 6:30 to catch the train home where Chris was just leaving to attend a friend’s poetry reading. I watched a bit of Michael Palin Around the World in 80 days (in Egypt and Saudi Arabia) and a bit of Missing Joseph – one of the Detective Lindley series – before I realised that that was the book  I brought with me to read on the trip (and haven’t opened it once!). I booked a night at an Airbnb in Edinburgh for the night before I meet the tour. I need to plan for the night after the tour. Perhaps I should stay there for an extra day and research my ancestral connection with Edinburgh. My great great grandfather, Robert Dean who was a station master at Patricroft moved to the Duddingston area of Edinburgh near Portobello. In 1856 he was still in Patricroft but in 1858 his son John Thomas Fielding Dean was born in Berwick, Berwickshire (now the county of Lothian). His next 4 children were born in Portobello  (1859-1865) and then he returned to Patricroft. I presume that he got a promotion and moved north since his title was railway goods superintendent in the 1861 census,at Portobello, a step up from a railway office clerk  in 1851 at Patricroft. The superintendent had the responsibility of managing the transportation and delivery of goods that were carried by the railway company. Porters would have worked under him. Here’s his uniform.

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Meeting Peter

IMG_6830When I went to the station to meet Peter it was sunny – so sunny in fact, that when we went to have lunch at Stubbing Wharf we chose to sit in the shade. I hadn’t seen my brother-in-law for five years, when Rachel and I met him and Karen in Heptonstall. Now, he’s newly married to Karen, having tied the knot at long last, in Gretna Green in April of this year. They bought a house on the outskirts of Rotherham, two storey detached, brand new, and are busy trying to fit two sets of life-time belongings into one house.

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We had tea and toasted tea cake at the Town Hall cafe and we chatted about this and that, and then walked along the canal, passing my mill, and had lunch at the pub on the canal. He’s also been doing ancestry diggings, as well as still going to obscure football grounds, especially of new teams. He’s been traveling quite a bit and has been on some cruises.

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Try to fall into the Rochdale canal!

Just as I was walking back from the station it started to rain and for the rest of the day the rain came down in earnest. It just doesn’t do that in California – it’s either wet or dry, not a few minutes, or even a few hours, of each. I thought about this being July 4th and all the celebrations going on in the US, as it celebrates its freedom from good ol’ England. Rachel and Anna are both staying at my house with friends. I chatted to both of them.Wonder what Sarah’s up to? I firmed up some plans with Judith. I can go and stay with her from next Saturday until I leave for Edinburgh on Tuesday morning and then return to her place after the St Kilda trip. There were some interesting snails on the trail.

Chris and I watched the first of a new TV series called Brief Encounters. It was very good – rather like an inversion of The Full Monty: man gets layed off so his wife starts works selling exotic lingerie and marital aids without his knowledge, resulting in lots of comedic scenarios.  It’s set in 1982 Sheffield, Peter’s long-time residence. There was also a program pulling ex Prime Minister Tony Blair apart – The Blair Rich Project.

Of Poetry and Music

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The ‘Brontë Bus’

The bus service is not good on Sundays so the first bus to Haworth today was 12:15. I was going back there for the first annual poetry festival. It certainly had some teething problems with directions to the three venues and it was poorly attended but it was wonderful to hear poets read their new poems about the Brontës. One imagined that

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Inside Charlotte’s school room

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Charlotte had a laptop and Madame Heger had unfriended her on Facebook! Ok, you have to know something about their lives to get it. Some of the poetry was a bit esoteric for my liking but it was lovely to be able to sit in the schoolroom that Patrick Brontë had built for Charlotte to teach in. It’s always been locked up on past visits. I bought a bacon and

sausage butty to take away, and went to sit in the cemetery to have my lunch. The main street, very steep with cobbled was packed with visitors so the cemetery with the cawing rooks was nice and quiet. After lunch I went across to the other venue, the  Baptist chapel to hear some more lively poetry reading.

I had promised myself a bit of souvenir shopping this afternoon so I wandered all the way down the street and eventually found a park that led to the Worth Valley railway which we let the girls go on unescorted when they were little. We drove and met them at the other end. I watched a steam train go by, bought my first 99 of the trip and took the bus back to Hebden Bridge. The journey overt’t tops is remarkable – as are the bus stops in the middle of nowhere. The round into Hebden in winding and VERY narrow, so the bus is just a little

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The Oxenhope straw race

zippy bus, but even so it almost touches both walls in places. On the way up we came to a standstill because the road was closed for the Oxenhope straw race where people dressed in crazy costumes race with bales of hay strapped to their backs. Glad I the photo op.

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The bus ride to Haworth

 

As I got off the bus a crazy saxophone band was playing  in the square. Just another music event from the festival!  I just had time to make a quick meal before heading out to the last event of the Hebden Bridge Arts festival. Tonight it was the turn of the Commoners Choir performing in the town hall. They are a politically active mixed chorus who often sing outside in places like Ilkley Moor. They were very good and I was disappointed to find that

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Commoners Choir

the program was only 45 minutes. There was no program so I’ll have to find out where they are from, and perhaps something about the songs and composers. A day later – they’re from Leeds. They formed a year ago and here is their Donald Trump Song which they sang the English version of – the Boris Johnson song! Brilliant:

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